The Wrong Way

I cannot imagine that I am the only person who notices that the general population goes about attempting to get what they want in the wrong way. Woman think they can land a good man by making their fuzzy mounds available to the first, second, and third explorers who feel so inclined to take the trek. Men think that somehow they can win over said women with sweet words and ideas.  But at the end of the day when the facts come in and all the scores are tallied they’re both waiting for a train that isn’t coming. If a man can skip to the ending without seeing the rest of the movie he isn’t likely to wait around for the sequel either. And if a girl thinks that sex equals love then all your displays of love is going to be overshadowed by the douche who just wants to see the last scene. Solution, change your game. Don’t make the same mistake twice, at least have the ingenuity to attempt some new ones.

Parents think they can control their children by clamping down on their lives and either shielding them from the harshness of reality or attempting to forcibly deny their potential experience. Wake up! I’ve met too many over protected girls who hit 18 and move out (or often ealier if they get some exposure through circles their parents thought were safe) and go wild as soon as they find out that it feels nice to have something touch their warm places or that they like the way boys look at them when they drink and show some skin. On the other hand, please don’t misunderstand and think that total neglect would serve the opposite affect cause that trick doesn’t work either.

People lie to get jobs they won’t like. If you have to make shit up to get the job, you probably won’t enjoy it when you get there.

People are too afraid to look stupid that they don’t ask questions, which by default lessons their knowledge and makes them dumber. Fake it til you make it is a good strategy for 5% of the population. The rest of you are not quick enough on the uptake to “know” what you don’t know long enough to learn.

I’m not sure if the point is hitting home at all. Let me know? Anyway, what I see the major problem that comes is people do not understand each other because when we really get into the thick of it, they don’t understand themselves.

Romantic guys: Do you really want a girl who is going to fall for the biggest jerk that throws his bid in to see what she keeps under her pretty pink panties?

Girls: This one won’t be in the form of a question. If he acts like he just wants in your pants, he just wants in your pants. Don’t assume a guy will change. Okay, so I do have a question. Do you really want a guy that you have to mold into what you want? He’s not going to stay that way for long.

Everyone, ask yourselves why it is that you’re doing what you’re doing. Chances are you have a friend telling you that you’re dumb for something that is going on, and if you don’t, they are doing a bad job as friends. What do you really want?

Parents: Aren’t you really just afraid of your kids doing the things you are driving them to? Try getting to know them on a more personal level and letting them get to know you. You might find there isn’t as big of a generation gap as people let on.

If you keep pushing the same door and it won’t open, maybe you need to pull. Or maybe its just the wrong door all together. Look around and see whats working for other people. If it isn’t working for them it probably wont work for you either, because remember, you’re a special and unique snowflake, just like everyone else.

If these words make you think just a little about your life and how you are going about things then I’m doing my job. But when the sun sets and the kings are crowned pawns, you’ll only be able to hold yourself accountable for the way your choices have turned out. Are you trying to find the right way?